This is why I do it. :)

My Rock Band pedal broke over Christmas. I fixed it, and replaced the snapped metal plate with brass. Step 2: replace that pesky plastic with wood. :)

Something must be said.

Where to begin?

1) Oh, the internet...

2) I know it's fake, but I wish it was real. Why don't sharks attack more helicopters?

3) I'm not sure that 'officialquiz.com' knows what an illusion is.

4) I guess if crap like this means I can have free ad-driven services like Pandora, I'll take it. Ad-clicking morons are subsidizing a good portion of my online life--yet another way in which stupid people are useful.

5) This is just one Syfy meeting away from becoming a movie (in the same vein as Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus). The sequel will feature the offspring of a Pave Low and a Great White; it will be called "Sharklocopter."